May 21, 2013
michaelbhichitkul: Conceited mirror, security camera 2013 Awesome

michaelbhichitkul:

Conceited

mirror, security camera

2013

Awesome

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C  O  N  V  E  N  I  E  N  T  .

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funnyordie: Promises = Warnings @funnyordie

funnyordie:

Promises = Warnings

@funnyordie

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Gucci Mane EPT

Gucci Mane EPT

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May 19, 2013
DAT ASS THO

DAT ASS THO

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Link to purchase?

Link to purchase?

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

T R U T H

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May 18, 2013

as a kid: “Mommy, why did you lie to me about the Easter Bunny?”

as an adult: “Capitalism, why did you lie to me about having the energy to travel, after working for 50 years, once I retire at age 65?”

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“Does this ass make my fat look jeans?”

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Just watch out for vans in the Electric Daisy Carnival parking lot that say “Free Kandi”.

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That whole teeth falling out and getting new teeth thing when you were a kid is way creepy.

Then, you’re told that, if you leave your creepy teeth under your pillow when you go to sleep, a rich pixie with a kid’s teeth fetish will pay you for them, in coin.

Not creepy at all.

 


Now, if I could just get kids to donate me their teeth that have fallen out, I can leave them under my pillow and get paid on the daily.


“It says here that your last job was a work-at-home dental recycling business. I just don’t think that you’ll be a good fit here at Olive Garden.”

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