April 16, 2014

bidonica:

dreaming-of-absynthe:

When I get married, I’m going to shut all the doors at the reception and have the band play the Rains of Castamere and watch everyone panic.

man I would get married only to do that

LOLOLOLOLOL

peashooter85:

An ornate 6 shot wheel-lock revolving musket decorated with gold, silver, ivory, and bone.  Originates from Russia, 16th century, possibly restored or added onto in the 18th or 19th century.

(Source: liveauctionworld.com, via damnesiavu)

kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via green-with-jealousy)

tasteforthetasteless:

Elfandiary-

badass artwork

(via checkthefreshness)

one of my favorite movies of all time

(Source: nickdrake, via bidonica)

bbanditt:

harryll0yds:

heyfunniest:

WOAH.

someone probably died in that house, let’s be honest

this is some straight jumanji shit

bbanditt:

harryll0yds:

heyfunniest:

WOAH.

someone probably died in that house, let’s be honest

this is some straight jumanji shit

(via bidonica)

You don’t say?

You don’t say?

April 15, 2014

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via green-with-jealousy)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via green-with-jealousy)